Alright...this one's a little naughty, so make sure the kids are out of the room. Josh has many friends at work, but his closest buddy would be a guy named "Bobby." (We don't want to embarrass him, so we'll just call him "Bobby.") "Bobby" is a super friendly guy in his mid-thirties. He's kind of quiet, and willing to do anything for anyone. He's a newbie to Greenville, just like us, and he's a little shy. Most of his friends are at work, and because he spends most of his time at work, he doesn't socialize much outside of work, and thus, has no girlfriend and hasn't for a while.
Anywho..."Bobby" popped out of the office to grab his lunch today and returned to the office red-faced. Apparently, he walked into McDonald's to find a very attractive woman behind the counter. He placed his order, she rang it up, he patiently waited, and she handed him his bag full of food. And then, upon accepting his bag-o-food, he politely thanked her and told her to "Have a nice lay!" He said he didn't know what he was thinking about or where it came from, but he was too stunned with himself to say anything. He just turned and ran out the door.
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Too funny and reminds me of the story a past boss told me. He was a teenage grocery bagger assisting a well-endowed woman with putting her many bags into a subcompact car. When pushing the cart up to the car he meant to say it might be a tight fit, but instead said "it might be a tit fight." Too funny!
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